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living-death:

Daniel Radcliffe trying jalapeno poppers for the first time.

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May 27, 2012 at 6:49 PM | Post Permalink | 18,245 notes



theyellovvbrickroad:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks

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May 23, 2012 at 10:53 PM | Post Permalink | 23,446 notes



lampsarepeopletoo:

why is this so funny omg

lampsarepeopletoo:

why is this so funny omg

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May 23, 2012 at 10:53 PM | Post Permalink | 10,046 notes



frackyvengero:





I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

frackyvengero:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

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May 23, 2012 at 10:43 PM | Post Permalink | 48,858 notes



myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

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May 23, 2012 at 12:46 AM | Post Permalink | 12,973 notes



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iamyoursuppressedthoughts:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

HERE COME THE TEARS

This is one of my favorite things on tumblr.

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May 23, 2012 at 12:32 AM | Post Permalink | 289,902 notes



freecocaine:

nickhughry:

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

 #WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY #OMG IT GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER EACH TIME I READ IT

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May 21, 2012 at 9:17 PM | Post Permalink | 45,775 notes



The person I reblogged this from has a beautiful vagina.

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May 21, 2012 at 8:57 PM | Post Permalink | 103,974 notes



teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
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May 21, 2012 at 2:17 AM | Post Permalink | 9,333 notes



efronsbutt:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

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